You know those Aunt Agony columns on those magazines? Yes? No? It goes like this,

Dear Aunty Agony,

Today i caught my mum and my maid together on MY bed. I dont know what were they doing but i saw their fingers move fast fast. Ya i know. Now i'm so traumatized i dont dare to sleep on my bed. Now my eye bags getting bigger and blacker. How leh?~

verii scared twiit gerr.

I find that part of the magazine, redundant. (tears out that page, lay them nice nice on the floor for the dog to poop on)

And that reminds me. Jarrod uses the OBITUARIES as poop area for his dog. May those people with shit on their faces rest in peaces of shits.

And that reminds me again. Jonnie was randomly reading the newspaper at starbucks and he exclaimed, 'OMG THIS GIRL IS HOT!' (jiawei bends over to look) -.- A picture of a girl on the obituary. Jonnie's into dead lifeless things. Now we know. (:

I still cannot get over Ernest saying that my english is not very good. So, i shall translate a chinese poem into english. To prove that my english isnt engrish. And that one sentence will amaze you guys with many question marks over your heads.

Moonlight shines upon the bed.

Good right! The english version of the famous chinese poem. Bet you cant guess which!

Farewell. (see my english good right i never say bye or goodbye i said farewell leh~~)

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